People who say escape like ekskape.
BEST COMMENT IN THE RAINBOW OREO PICTURE ON...
ladyofleisuredc: “some of you are going to sh*t yourselves when you open a bag of skittles.”
I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP AND I DON'T WANNA GO TO WORK...
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
I'M FUCKING DYING