Birthday fabulousness πŸ’œ white girl wasted

Best birthday card from @codymanker #soulsista

"Why would you go to work and leave me all by myself? I’m too cute to leave here" πŸ’œπŸ’œ #crazycatlady #samsmith #catsofinstagram


When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door.Β 


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It finally feels like #fall πŸπŸƒπŸ‚ #rooseveltisland #nyc

Purple hair and kitty cuddles πŸ’œπŸ˜Έ #crazycatlady

Drinks and a show tonight after a long ass week of work πŸ’ƒπŸΈ #CompanyXIV #Rococorouge #nyc

  • Abuela: mijo, te hago un sanwich?
  • Me: no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.
  • Abuela: te parto fruta?
  • Me: no, gracias.
  • Abuela: no quieres un jugo de naranja?
  • Me: no abuela.
  • Abuela: un vaso de agua?
  • Me: no, de veras estoy bien.
  • Abuela: come mierda pues.
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