Purple hair and kitty cuddles πŸ’œπŸ˜Έ #crazycatlady

Drinks and a show tonight after a long ass week of work πŸ’ƒπŸΈ #CompanyXIV #Rococorouge #nyc

  • Abuela: mijo, te hago un sanwich?
  • Me: no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.
  • Abuela: te parto fruta?
  • Me: no, gracias.
  • Abuela: no quieres un jugo de naranja?
  • Me: no abuela.
  • Abuela: un vaso de agua?
  • Me: no, de veras estoy bien.
  • Abuela: come mierda pues.
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Cookie dough oreos and blue hair πŸ‘πŸ’™

Cool bedspread. And blue hair. πŸ’™

There’s no me and no you. It’s just us.

Like all the cool kids are doing. Street sheik yaass

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

The comments omfg

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